Monday, May 18, 2015
All her life Ms. Cranky remembers older women calling her ‘hon’ and ‘dear’ and ‘sweetie,’ most especially waitresses named Lil or Gert. Cranky didn’t mind it, it was a nice part of life and she didn’t think much about it. Until lately --- when Ms. Cranky became one of ‘those people.’
There was no warning nor preparation and no one told her to do it. There was no instruction booklet or ceremony gently moving her into the world of the Lil’s and Gert’s of Cranky’s yesteryear.
But, slowly, Ms. Cranky began noticing those old familiar words creeping into her very own language, usually on goodbyes. “Bye, sweetie; okay hon, see you real soon…”
Did Ms. Cranky get older? --- Yes, of course, Ms. Cranky got older, and, seemingly, very quickly. But, did Ms. Cranky suddenly become a waitress in a highway diner with homemade coleslaw and heavy off-white coffee mugs? No she didn’t.
It took a while for Cranky to process this information and to even realize she was doing it. She’d hang up the phone and go, ‘Hmmm,’ did I just call my niece-in-law ‘sweetie’? Was that actually me saying ‘goodbye honey’ to my mentee? It was not thought out in the least but it was definitely happening.
Now, over a bit of time, Ms. Cranky doesn’t mind the change; she even thinks it’s sort of sweet (not ‘sweetie’). One day she simply realized her new speech had become a pattern, an ‘okay’ pattern that came with the passage of time --- maybe like lower-heeled softer shoes or needing eyeglasses or trying to decide to color your hair or not?
Ms. Cranky wonders your thoughts on this matter and also wonders if it happens in all cultures and what the names would be in Italy or Croatia or China? And, Ms. Cranky celebrates all the women who came before her and their most welcome terms of endearment. A term of endearment is always enjoyed.
See ya’ ‘round ‘dearies’!!!
Posted by ms. cranky at 11:29 AM
a few photos from our winter --- long, tiring, slippery but, at times, utterly beautiful, this night even my neighbors were hanging out their doors admiring and admitting its beauty.
Posted by ms. cranky at 11:27 AM
the geraniums are outside now but in winter, they are in cranky's bathroom getting the southern light they so love. the skirts were in an exhibit in a building cranky works in, there were several colors of skirts hanging in the winter garden of the world financial center, moving some; in time the art installation was to be put to music, the different-colored skirts probably swirling about which cranky would have enjoyed seeing but never caught that act.
thanks for looking, Ms. C.
Posted by ms. cranky at 11:22 AM
POLLY WANTS A CRACKER, MS. CRANKY WANTS A CRACKER, BUT JUST A CRACKER. (And, please hold the seven-thousand varieties)
Ms. Cranky wonders if it’s too much to ask to just buy a box of crackers anymore, regular old crackers, crisp and chewy. Cranky doesn’t want to dampen anyone’s spirits or, worse, dampen a cracker and make it soggy (yikes!) but these exotic cracker tastes --- hello!!! Are we that truly bored?
Does Cranky really need a jalapeno-banana-with a hint of lime cracker (made up name)??? Or, sesame, flaxseed, limburger cheese crackers???
Can’t Cranky just get an old really crisp crunchy cracker of yore? Okay, maybe the black pepper ones, okay maybe those but please not tootie fruity. And, boy does Ms. Cranky love her horseradish but she loves it in a proper tall slim glass horseradish jar in her refrigerator, not in a cracker --- oh, all-right, maybe horseradish. Cranky’ll concede to that.
Cranky wonders when all this ‘enhancing’ will stop and at what point will the desire to gussie up a perfectly-okay product cease? Dill and sea salt, not bad, fire roasted tomato, tomato and basil, rosemary, okay but Cranky does not need all this confusion.
Cranky is confused enough by daily life and dodging people walking into her with their appliances. Why a cracker too? isn’t there enough to juggle? How much can the brain handle? And, why are people acting so nuts??? Probably because they can’t find a good old plain cracker anymore, not to mention the exorbitant cost of a box. Hello, millionaires club!
And, in the meantime, can we find out what’s in the ingredients of all these exotic tastes??? Can we examine the labels? Ms. Cranky does not believe that variety of this nature comes without a problem. Perhaps if God had wanted ratcheted-up crackers, he or she would not have started us out with a plain old wonderful wafer.
Ms. Cranky would, as always, love to hear your thoughts on any of this. Maybe she’s just being ‘too cranky’ here, she admits that. Or, maybe, other people feel the same way. She’d love to hear.
And, remember, never eat, plain or enhanced, crackers in bed. That is a given, if not much else is.
Posted by ms. cranky at 11:00 AM